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LCS Hockey Staff

Names: Stephen Guest and Dave DeRosa (a.k.a. The NoseBleeders)

Location: Corner of Metcalfe and Queen, Ottawa, past the two whinos, tip the doorman, up six stories, turn right (no, not the bathroom, the other door...)

Credit: Correspondents and all-around good guys

First Appearance: Issue 31, October 31, 1995

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WWW: None.

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So sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale that's sure to depress,
About two dweebs who wanted more from life,
And decided to join the Press.

The rookie was a Marketing guy,
The pro a high-tech dude,
Together they joined LCS,
With a fresh, new attitude.

...a fresh, new attitude.

CRASH! BOOM! BAM!

But the writing started getting tough,
The deadline pressure too harsh,
The compensation was poor at best,
Like trading Orr for an old Brad Marsh.

(Tempo change)

No pay, no benefits, no company cars,
Not a single luxury!
Like Tiger Williams in the East Coast League,
It's primitive as can be.

But then our whining did come to an end,
When Mike Dell reviewed our file,
He said, "You boys better shut yer traps,
Or next week you'll be covering the Isles!!"