LCS Hockey - World Domination Update

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World Domination Report
VOL III, NO VIII
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat

STATE OF THE EMPIRE World Domination ain't easy, it takes time.

Since we're impatient, the semi-brillant minds at LCS Hockey have decided to rally the troops and make a rejuvenated attempt at world domination. In the coming weeks, we will announce our plans to the world. Stay tuned for how you, our valued readers, can aid our noble mission.

One way you can aid our mission is by becoming a correspondent. Visit our help wanted page for more information. LCS Hockey is also looking for individuals intersted in coaching, hockey drills, and skill development. Write to us at staff@lcshockey.com.

LCS Hockey on America Online

We're still on America Online, however, our area is undergoing major renovations. It's all part of our doubled efforts for world domination. Check it out at keyword "LCS Hockey" to read exclusive semi-daily columns from the staff of LCS Hockey. Also try out the chat boards.

LCS: Questions o' the Month
The same questions have been online for months because, as usual, nobody can answer them.

LCS Hockey Pool
Third epoch has begun. What else is there to say? Updates every Wednesday.

Coming Soon!
New features and more excitement.

CREDITS

Michael Dell Editor-in-Chief

Zippy the Wonder Chimp Computer Boy

Jim Iovino Ace Reporter

Matthew Secosky Chimp B

Dan Hurwitz Force for Cultural Hegemony

John Kreiser Featured Columnist

Dan Hurwitz Featured Writer

John Kreiser Featured Columnist

David Feete Featured Writer

Nicole Agostino Stat Girl

Alex Carswell Anaheim Correspondent

Matt Brown Boston Correspondent

Joe Brunner Buffalo Correspondent

Tony Wong Calgary Correspondent

Brad Kane Carolina Correspondent

Dan Glovier Chicago Correspondent

Greg D'Avis Colorado Correspondent

Jim Panenka Dallas Correspondent

Dino Cacciola Detroit Correspondent

Simon D. Lewis Edmonton Correspondent

Eric A. Seiden Florida Correspondent

Matt Moore Los Angeles Correspondent

Philip Aromando New Jersey Correspondent

David Strauss NY Islanders Correspondent

Alex Frias NY Rangers Correspondent

The Nosebleeders Ottawa Correspondents

Eric Meyer Philadelphia Correspondent

Jeff Brown Phoenix Correspondent

Brett Taylor Pittsburgh Correspondent

Joe Ashkar St. Louis Correspondent

Al Swanson San Jose Correspondent

Seth Lerman Tampa Bay Correspondent

Jonah Sigel Toronto Correspondent

Carol Schram Vancouver Correspondent

Jason Sheehan Washington Correspondent

Jason Sheehan IHL Correspondent

Tricia McMillan AHL Correspondent

Brian Wishnow Progosticator Guy

Chris Foreman Correspondent

Jon Nuckolls Correspondent

Jennifer Chu Correspondent

Glenn McCready Correspondent

LCS: Guide to Hockey, Issue 86, January 27, 1998
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