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Take the Money and Run Hey, how are Sergei Fedorov and Oprah Winfrey alike? Easy. They both make more than $14 million a year for no apparent reason. Good ol' Sergei is having a rough time of it this season in Detroit. Maybe he should start a book club? Whoa, who's that handsome devil on the right with the mustache? by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter

Team Reports

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division New Jersey Devils New York Islanders New York Rangers Philadelphia Flyers Pittsburgh Penguins Northeast Division Boston Bruins Buffalo Sabres Montreal Canadiens Ottawa Senators Toronto Maple Leafs Southeast Division Carolina Hurricanes Florida Panthers Tampa Bay Lightning Washington Capitals

Western Conference

Central Division Chicago Blackhawks Detroit Red Wings Nashville Predators St. Louis Blues Northwest Division Calgary Flames Colorado Avalanche Edmonton Oilers Vancouver Canucks Pacific Division Anaheim Mighty Ducks Dallas Stars Los Angeles Kings Phoenix Coyotes San Jose Sharks

Reader Poll What method would you use to resolve tie games? Shootout Playoff overtime format Vodka shots

Ties Are Gay
There's nothing quite so anticlimactic as a tie hockey game. Why do fans still tolerate 'em? It's time to revolt!
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief

At a Crossroads
Ziggy Palffy is kicking it in Vienna. Now what?
by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter

Heroes and Weasels
Starsky and Hutch. Cheap wine and over-the-counter cold remedies. Some things just seem to go together. Such is the case with Heroes and Weasels.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief

More Stuff
Here are other things that weren't made into full features. Some of the topics discussed: The All-Star Game format, the Eric Lacroix trade, and the best lines in hockey.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief

Cynically Speaking
One man's perspective on the fearful situation in Pittsburgh.
by Chris Foreman, Correspondent

Chimp Bytes
General NHL news and notes written in simple words for simple people.
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

American Hockey League (AHL) News
News and notes from around the American Hockey League.
by Tricia McMillan, AHL Correspondent

College Hockey Report
It's, like, about College Hockey and stuff...
by James Clippinger, College Hockey Correspondent

World Domination Update
LCS Hockey shall rise to conquer the Earth in 1999.
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

NEXT ISSUE
Issue 108, the fourth issue of the 1998-99 Season will be published on Wednesday, November 25. Please note that issues will now be offically released on Wednesday, not Tuesday.

Statistics
  Player Stats
  Goaltender Stats
  Standings
  Leaders/Miscellaneous
  1998-99 NHL Season Schedule
   Issue 103 - Hockey Pool Stats/Player Ratings

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