CONTENTS
Hockey Over Time
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Lindros Injury Crushes Flyers Hopes
The Stanley Cup hopes of the Philadelphia Flyers were all but crushed along with Eric Lindros' lung. To make matters worse, John LeClair, Mark Recchi, and Eric Desjardins are all nursing injuries of their own. But in order to help cheer up Flyer fans everywhere, ALF will now perform a Frank Sinatra retrospective. Take it, ALF!
by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter
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Team Reports
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Eastern Conference
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Western Conference
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Roy Entertains Fans, Himself
LCS Hockey's personal motto is "Make It Fun." It looks damn swell on a bumper sticker. Patrick Roy shares the philosophy.
by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter
Tugnuttier!
Okay, so I wrote this thing about Ron Tugnutt. It's okay, I guess. But it's nothing all that great. I mean, I've done better stuff. A lot better. But it's here. And it's about Tugnutt. So you might as well read it. Would it kill you to read it?
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
Playoff Race Update
This thing here is a bunch of crap, too. Basically I didn't have time to write anything in-depth so I just listed the upcoming schedule.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
More Stuff...
As per usual, here are some things I didn't have time to make into full features. Topics include: Detroit's Cup chances, San Jose visiting the past, Jagr pouting, Tucker puppet sold, wacky stats o' plenty, and how to be high on life.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
He Makes How Much?
Some people are overpaid, some people are underpaid. For instance, Sergei Fedorov is overpaid. Byron Dafoe is underpaid. And LCS Hockey writers aren't paid. That seems about right.
by Wallace Hannum, Correspondent
Capital Injury Syndrome
There are, like, lots of injuries and stuff. And it all started when the Capitals were bitten by a monkey. Or something like that...
by Howard Fienberg, Correspondent
Chimp Bytes: General NHL News and Notes
General news and notes from around the NHL, written in simple words for simple people.
by Zippy, Wonderous Chimp
American Hockey League (AHL) News
News and notes from around the American Hockey League.
by Tricia McMillan, AHL Correspondent
NEXT ISSUE
Issue 118 will be published on Wednesday, April 21. Aw, you know you're excited.
Statistics
Player Stats
Goaltender Stats
Standings
1998-99 NHL Season Schedule
Issue 103 - Hockey Pool Stats/Player Ratings
Past Issues... gone but not forgotten...
LCS Hockey Issue archive
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