CONTENTS
Hockey Over Time
Behind the Bench
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Cullen Sent to Cleveland
It's a sad day at the offices of LCS Hockey. Not long before deadline it was announced that Johnny Cullen, our hero and the idol of millions from eight to eighty, was assigned to the minor leagues by the men with lightning bolts on their pants. That's jive. But never fear, we have faith Cullen will return. He's our hero for a reason. At least Seth Lerman, our Tampa Bay Correspondent, had a chance to file this report on Cullen's return to hockey before our hero made his way out of town.
And in an effort to cheer everyone up, look over there... it's ALF! Hi, ALF!
by Seth Lerman, Tampa Bay Correspondent
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Team Reports
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Eastern Conference
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Western Conference
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Colorado Will Be Fine
Sure, the Colorado Avalanche look a bit foolish at the moment, but don't sweat it. They'll turn it around. There's nothing to it but to do it.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
Problems in Pittsburgh
They're bankrupt, they're not very talented, and they never respond to love letters penned by "Secret Admirer." They're the Pittsburgh Penguins. And they're in touble.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
No. 1 Goalie, Fans Missing in Carolina
Everyone knew that fans wouldn't bother to show up in Carolina, but Trevor Kidd? He should probably make an appearance at some point.
by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter
Putrid Power Plays Perturb Teams
Hey, remember back in the good old days when teams would actually score on the power play? Aw, that was great, that was fun.
by Jim Iovino, Ace Reporter
The Art of the Trade
Well, not really; it seemed like a classy title, though...
by John Alsedek, Correspondent
My Thoughts On...
The Los Angeles Kings have already used 136 goaltenders this season. That plus other topics are discussed within...
by Dan Hurwitz, Correspondent
A Modest Proposal
The entire North American hockey system needs an overhaul. A kick in the pants, if you will. And Simon Lewis has just the boot to do it.
by Simon D. Lewis, Calgary Correspondent
More Stuff...
As per usual, here's some stuff I didn't want to write entire features on...
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
Chimp Bytes
General NHL news and notes written in simple words for simple people.
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp
American Hockey League (AHL) News
News and notes from around the American Hockey League.
by Tricia McMillan, AHL Correspondent
College Hockey Report
It's college hockey time once again. That means keg parties, shameless cheating, and the return of James Clippinger.
by James Clippinger, College Hockey Correspondent
Mr. Show Is Back
"Mr. Show with Bob and David", the official TV show of LCS Hockey, is back on HBO for its fourth season.
by Michael Dell, Editor-in-Chief
World Domination Update
LCS Hockey shall rise to conquer the Earth in 1999.
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp
NEXT ISSUE
Issue 107, the third issue of the 1998-99 Season will be published on Wednesday, November 11. Please note that issues will now be offically released on Wednesday, not Tuesday.
Statistics
Player Stats
Goaltender Stats
Standings
1998-99 NHL Season Schedule
1998-99 NHL Pre-Season Schedule and Results
1998 NHL Free Agent Summary
Issue 103 - Hockey Pool Stats/Player Ratings
Past Issues... gone but not forgotten...
LCS Hockey Issue archive
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