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  World Domination Report
VOL III, NO III
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat
World Domination ain't easy, it takes time. You know, it took Dom Giagnocavo, our crazy Canadian pal, twenty years to learn the names of all the members of Menudo. So, how can we complain about the mediocrity we've achieved in only three years. Here is a recap of the latest from the offices of LCS Guide to Hockey...

LCS Hockey on America Online...Update

LCS Hockey is returning to America Online for a second season. To access our AOL area, use keyword "LCS Hockey" or "LCS".

If you access our site on AOL, you will find many exclusive features not available on our web site. We provide daily recaps of NHL contests and news and weekly columns in our NHL Daily area. Our AOL coverage is the perfect compliment to our web-based content.

In addition to the new content, we also offer message boards and a chat room on AOL. On our message boards, you can post your thoughts on various topics including current NHL events, the ex-Hartford Whalers, John Cullen and waffles.

Also be sure to take part in our chat room. Each week night, members of the LCS Guide to Hockey staff will host chats on various topics. These topics are only suggestions, we prefer to run our chat room as an open discussion where thoughts flow without hinderance. So, talk about whatever you want. Here is the current chat schedule:

AOL Chat Schedule
Monday - Pez Addiction 11:00 PM to Midnight EST
Tuesday - Tribute to Donuts 11:00 PM to Midnight EST
Wednesday - Breakfast Cereals Midnight to 1:00 AM EST
Thursday - Beer: Bottled Joy 1:00 AM to 2:00 AM EST
Friday - Don Knotts Midnight to 1:00 AM EST

If hockey comes up during our discussion, so be it. We hope to see you online.

Classic Television Spokesman Unveiled!
If there's one thing LCS: Guide to Hockey loves, it's the classic TV. It's always been a dream of ours to have a spokesperson who appeared on television. After years of searching for the perfect classic TV spokesperson to represent LCS: Guide to Hockey, we've finally found our man. Read the offical announcement.

LCS: Questions o' the Month
The Questions o' the Month have been a formidable challenge to all who have dared solve their riddles. So difficult are these questions that not a single soul was able to correctly answer any of the trivia questions for last season. We're disappointed with you, our apparently unknowledgable, valued readers. This month we're going with another classic television program you all should know, Taxi. If you answer all 10 questions right, you will win a bitchin' prize.

LCS Hockey Pool
The FREE 1997-98 LCS Hockey Pool is thru taking entries. The final team lists and weekly results will be posted on October 28. Sorting through the stack of manual entries has taken longer than we had hoped. All hockey pool registrants will be notified when the initial results are posted. Thanks.

Coming Soon!
A tribute to Sweden, the opening of the LCS Hall of Fame, and much, much more...


CREDITS

Michael Dell Editor-in-Chief
Zippy the Wonder Chimp Computer Boy
Jim Iovino Ace Reporter
Matthew Secosky Chimp B
Dan Hurwitz Force for Cultural Hegemony
John Kreiser Featured Columnist
Dan Hurwitz Featured Writer
John Kreiser Featured Columnist
David Feete Featured Writer
Nicole Agostino Stat Girl
Alex Carswell Anaheim Correspondent
Matt Brown Boston Correspondent
Patrick Law Buffalo Correspondent
Tony Wong Calgary Correspondent
Brad Kane Carolina Correspondent
Dan Glovier Chicago Correspondent
Greg D'Avis Colorado Correspondent
Jim Panenka Dallas Correspondent
Dino Cacciola Detroit Correspondent
Simon D. Lewis Edmonton Correspondent
Eric A. Seiden Florida Correspondent
Matt Moore Los Angeles Correspondent
Philip Aromando New Jersey Correspondent
David Strauss NY Islanders Correspondent
Alex Frias NY Rangers Correspondent
The Nosebleeders Ottawa Correspondents
Eric Meyer Philadelphia Correspondent
Jeff Brown Phoenix Correspondent
Brett Taylor Pittsburgh Correspondent
Joe Ashkar St. Louis Correspondent
Al Swanson San Jose Correspondent
Seth Lerman Tampa Bay Correspondent
Jonah Sigel Toronto Correspondent
Carol Schram Vancouver Correspondent
Jason Sheehan Washington Correspondent
Jason Sheehan IHL Correspondent
Tricia McMillan AHL Correspondent
Brian Wishnow Progosticator Guy
Chris Foreman Correspondent
Jon Nuckolls Correspondent
Jennifer Chu Correspondent
Glenn McCready Correspondent

LCS: Guide to Hockey, Issue 81, November 4, 1997
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