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World Domination Update, Vol.2 No.15
by LCS: guide to hockey

Carl
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Carl, the Retarded Space Goat
World Domination ain't easy, it takes time. You know, it took Larry King, the iron horse of broadcasting, years to reach stardom. So how can we complain. Here is a recap of the latest from the offices of LCS Guide to Hockey...

LCS on America Online...Update

In addition to our web site, LCS Guide to Hockey also produces exclusive content for the world's largest online service, America Online. To access our new AOL area, use keyword "LCS Hockey" or "LCS". We are also accessible via various links throughout AOL, including the main Sports area.

On AOL, you find many exclusive features not available on our web site. We provide daily recaps of NHL contests and news in the new Daily Extra section. If you like exclusive weekly columns, we offer those, too. Our AOL coverage is the perfect compliment to our web-based content. In fact, our web site can also be accessed from the new AOL area. If you're on AOL, do us a favor and use it as your access point to the LCS web site. Hell, it would even be great if you'd logon to AOL and spend 24 hours straight on our area. Show AOL that you love LCS.

In addition to the new content, we also offer message boards and a chat room on AOL. On our message boards, you can post your thoughts on various topics including current NHL events, the Hartford Whalers, John Cullen and waffles.

Also be sure to take part in our chat room. Each week night, members of the LCS Guide to Hockey staff will host chats on various topics. These topics are only suggestions, we prefer to run our chat room as an open discussion where thoughts flow without hinderance. So, talk about whatever you want. Here is the current chat schedule:

AOL Chat Schedule
Monday - Starsky and Hutch 11:00 PM to Midnight EST
Tuesday - Tribute to Donuts 11:00 PM to Midnight EST
Wednesday - Breakfast Cereals Midnight to 1:00 AM EST
Thursday - Beer: Bottled Joy1:00 AM to 2:00 AM EST
Friday - Don Knotts Midnight to 1:00 AM EST

If hockey comes up during our discussion, so be it. We hope to see you online.

LCS: Site Search
Thanks to the magic of modern technology, you, our valued readers, can search our entire web site to quickly locate the information you need. Our new search engine allows you to search specific portions of our site, or the whole damn thing at once. It also recognizes boolean operators like "AND", "OR", and "NOT" to make your search even more productive. Is that a smart search engine or what?

LCS: The Announcement List
Do you want to be reminded of future issues of LCS? If so, sign up for the LCS Announcement List by sending an e-mail message to zippy@psu.edu. The list will alert you to new issue releases, features and news from LCS.

LCS: Questions o' the Month
The Questions o' the Month have been a formidable challenge to all who have dared solve their riddles. So difficult are these questions that not a single soul was able to correctly all 10 Taxi trivia questions for the month of March. Unlike previous months, nobody was even close. Once again we're disappointed with you, our apparently unknowledgable, valued readers. This month we're going with another classic television program you all should know, The Dick Van Dyke Show. If you answer all 10 questions right, you will win a free LCS T-shirt.

LCS: the t-shirt
LCS: the tshirt Offical LCS t-shirts can now be purchased by the general public. The shirts are 100% cotton and come in three colors (size XL only). All shirts sport a spiffy LCS logo on the front. To find out how to order, visit the LCS t-shirt page. Our supply of shirts is running low and once they're gone this shirt design will never be available again. Offer valid in 49 states. Sorry Tennessee.

LCS: the hockey pool
LCS: the hockey pool March 4 ends the third epoch of the LCS hockey pool. The top three epoch finishers will be awarded prizes at the end of the season. Please take time to find out how well your team is doing. The pool rules and results are available from LCS: the hockey pool.

LCS: The Domain Name
Announcement In order to make accessing LCS easier for you, our valued readers, LCS can now be found at http://www.lcshockey.com. Eventually this will become our permanent address on the 'Net. But don't worry, our old address at http://www.canadas.net/sports/Sportif/ will remain valid.

NHL Directory
An addition has been made to the LCS web site. To serve you, our valued customer better, we have created the NHL Directory. A wealth of team and NHL information is included in the directory, including: arena information; team addresses, phone numbers and fax numbers; general manager, coach and captain histories; and links to team records, retired jersey numbers, current rosters and schedules.


Coming Soon!
The opening of the LCS Hall of Fame, player profiles, and much, much more...


CREDITS

Michael Dell Editor-in-Chief
Zippy the Wonder Chimp Computer Boy
Jim Iovino Ace Reporter
Matthew Secosky Chimp B
Dan Hurwitz Force for Cultural Hegemony
John Kreiser Featured Columnist
Nicole Agostino Stat Girl
Viktor Malakoff Anaheim Correspondent
Matt Brown Boston Correspondent
Valeri Hammerl Buffalo Correspondent
Tony Wong Calgary Correspondent
Dan Glovier Chicago Correspondent
Matt Gitchell Colorado Correspondent
Jim Panenka Dallas Correspondent
Dino Cacciola Detroit Correspondent
Simon D. Lewis Edmonton Correspondent
Eric A. Seiden Florida Correspondent
Steve Gallichio Hartford Correspondent
Matt Moore Los Angeles Correspondent
David Ibrahim New Jersey Correspondent
David Strauss NY Islanders Correspondent
Alex Frias NY Rangers Correspondent
The Nosebleeders Ottawa Correspondent
Eric Meyer Philadelphia Correspondent
Jeff Brown Phoenix Correspondent
Michael Dell Pittsburgh Correspondent
Joe Ashkar St. Louis Correspondent
Mark Spiegel San Jose Correspondent
Troy Ely Tampa Bay Correspondent
Jonah Sigel Toronto Correspondent
Carol Schram Vancouver Correspondent
Jason Sheehan Washington Correspondent
Jason Sheehan IHL Correspondent
Tricia McMillan AHL Correspondent
Brian Wishnow Progosticator Guy
Eric Legault Correspondent
Chris Foreman Correspondent
Dan Piedra Correspondent
Jon Nuckolls Correspondent
Jennifer Chu Correspondent
Glenn McCready Correspondent

LCS: Guide to Hockey, Issue 66, April 1 - April 15, 1997
Email address: sportif@oak.westol.com
Good ol' postal address: 632 Hempfield Street, Greensburg, PA 15601.
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