Top Ten Excuses Why the Hartford Whalers Have Never Won the Stanley Cup

Top Ten Excuses Why the Hartford Whalers Have Never Won the Stanley Cup
By LCS Guide to Hockey

Editor's Note: This here feature originally ran way back in issue 6, which was published on October 30, 1994. 10. Allergic to winning.
9. They eat really big dinners.
8. Get nervous playing in front of so many people at home games.
7. Too busy getting liquored up.
6. The ice is really cold.
5. Playing hockey is just a hobby, the real money is in selling insurance.
4. Still trying to get over the trading of John Cullen. 3. Are self confident enough, do not feel the need to show off like those insecure teams in the playoffs.
2. Flashing red goal light frightens them.
1. The sun was in their eyes.