World Domination Update, Vol.2 No.11
by LCS: guide to hockey
World Domination ain't easy, it takes time. You know, it took Larry King, the iron man of broadcasting, years to reach stardom. So how can we complain. Here is a recap of the latest from the offices of LCS Guide to Hockey...
Thanks Inside Edge
LCS would like to extend a thanks to the people who are responsible for producing the Washington Capitals' game program, Inside Edge, for including a blurb on LCS in their 'Skating the Net' section.
Here is what the fine folks at Inside Edge had to say about LCS:
"LCS: Guide to Hockey, a bi-weekly internet-only hockey publication. This one is really special - features, in-depth reports, stats, rosters, injuries, schedules and more. Every issue is archived in an extensive file of back issues. Check out the recent article on Capitals' defenseman Joe Reekie."
LCS Debut on AOL Rescheduled for mid-February
The grand opening of a new frontier of LCS dominance was delayed as a result of a recent alien invasion. Thankfully the Space Goats left the Vienna, VA headquarters of AOL shortly after consuming a meal of pancakes.
AOL has rescheduled the opening of the new LCS Guide to Hockey area to February 10. Hopefully. That's what they tell us. Until our area is open, look for us on the hockey chat boards praising John Cullen.
We hope that many of our loyal readers will make plans to help us celebrate the opening of our new AOL area. As the time draws closer, we will announce other new features that you can expect from LCS.
LCS: The Announcement List
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LCS: the hockey pool
January 14th marked the half-way point of the LCS pool. The top three epoch finishers will be awarded prizes at the end of the season. Please take time to find out how well your team is doing. The pool rules and results are available from LCS: the hockey pool.
LCS: The Domain Name
Announcement In order to make accessing LCS easier for you, our valued readers, LCS can now be found at http://www.lcshockey.com. Eventually this will become our permanent address on the 'Net. But don't worry, our old address at http://www.canadas.net/sports/Sportif/ will remain valid.
An addition has been made to the LCS web site. To serve you, our valued customer better, we have created the NHL Directory. A wealth of team and NHL information is included in the directory, including: arena information; team addresses, phone numbers and fax numbers; general manager, coach and captain histories; and links to team records, retired jersey numbers, current rosters and schedules.
LCS: Questions o' the Month
The Questions o' the Month have been a formidable challenge to all who have dared solve their riddles. So difficult are these questions that not a single soul was able to correctly all 10 Gilligan's Island trivia questions for the month of January. Two readers got nine-of-ten correct, but it still ain't a perfect score. Once again we're disappointed with you, our intelligent, valued readers. This month we're going with another classic television program you all should know, Dragnet. If you answer all 10 questions right, you can win a free LCS T-shirt.
LCS: the t-shirt
Offical LCS t-shirts can now be purchased by the general public. The shirts are 100% cotton and come in three colors (size XL only). All shirts sport a spiffy LCS logo on the front. To find out how to order, visit the LCS t-shirt page. Our supply of shirts is running low and once they're gone this shirt design will never be available again.
LCS on AOL (Feb. 10 ???), a classic television spokesman (Feb.), the opening of the LCS Hall of Fame (late Feb.), and much, much more...
Michael Dell Editor-in-Chief Zippy the Wonder Chimp Computer Boy Jim Iovino Ace Reporter Matthew Secosky Chimp B Dan Hurwitz Force for Cultural Hegemony John Kreiser Featured Columnist Nicole Agostino Stat Girl Burns and Hensley Featured Columnists Rich Dillon Featured Columnist Joe Gulino Hockey Pool Guy Sandi Trudo Anaheim Correspondent Matt Brown Boston Correspondent Valeri Hammerl Buffalo Correspondent Tony Wong Calgary Correspondent Dan Glovier Chicago Correspondent Matt Gitchell Colorado Correspondent Jim Panenka Dallas Correspondent Jonah Sigel Detroit Correspondent Simon D. Lewis Edmonton Correspondent Eric A. Seiden Florida Correspondent Steve Gallichio Hartford Correspondent Matt Moore Los Angeles Correspondent David Ibrahim New Jersey Correspondent David Strauss NY Islanders Correspondent Alex Frias NY Rangers Correspondent The Nosebleeders Ottawa Correspondent Eric Meyer Philadelphia Correspondent Jeff Brown Phoenix Correspondent Michael Dell Pittsburgh Correspondent Joe Ashkar St. Louis Correspondent Mark Spiegel San Jose Correspondent Troy Ely Tampa Bay Correspondent Brad Ross Toronto Correspondent Carol Schram Vancouver Correspondent Jason Sheehan Washington Correspondent Jason Sheehan IHL Correspondent Tricia McMillan AHL Correspondent Brian Wishnow Progosticator Guy Eric Legault Correspondent Chris Foreman Correspondent Dan Piedra Correspondent Jon Nuckolls Correspondent Jennifer Chu Correspondent Glenn McCready Correspondent
LCS: Guide to Hockey, Issue 62, February 4 - February 18, 1997
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