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  Who Da Man?
by Howard Fienberg, Correspondent

Righteous indignation was the norm. Cries of "Ridiculous!", "Insipid!", and "Damn that Zippy!" were heard across the land. Why was everyone so upset? Besides Toronto being the only Canadian team to survive to the second round, English Canada was told that the Great One was not as great as the Magnificent One. "Scientists prove Lemieux is the real Great One," headlined the National Post (Apr. 22).

Wayne Gretzky
Wayne Gretzky
by Meredith Martini

Statistics professors Scott Berry (Texas A&M University) and Patrick D. Larkey (Carnegie Mellon University) wrote "Bridging Eras in Sports", which was named Best Applied Paper by the American Statistical Association. However, it was labelled "Best Toilet Paper" and "Most Likely to be Torched in Anger" by the Canadian press.

The study attempted to model the effects of aging on sports using statistical methods to compare athletes of different eras, with the bridge being a player who overlaps two eras, allowing for easier comparison between them. Now I may be only mildly numerically competent and as statistically savvy as a chimpanzee on hooch, but I figured this one out. Your garden variety chimpanzee cannot decipher his return change on a bottle of Fireball. Your average Canadian journalist may be able to decipher his return change, but only after the fifth bottle - perhaps explaining why they did not get it.

While the researchers looked at hockey, golf, and baseball, we shall only concern ourselves with hockey. Well, that is what the Canucks did! Because baseball and golf are about as exciting as watching flies mate, and much more expensive. There is only one true sport - hunting water buffalo. However, hockey puts up a good fight, so we will give it the benefit of the doubt.

One big objection from the press was that the researchers did not include Bobby Orr. The assumption made in the paper is that defensemen and goalies are in the game only to keep the puck out of the net. Before we string these guys up, let's remember, they are statisticians. So maybe they have never been to a game, or haven't paid attention since the first defenseman joined the rush a century ago. But given the average defenseman's propensity for defense (funny that), they and goalies were not included in the study. Case closed.

Second objection was that the Rocket Richard did not make the Top 25, and several other older stars ranked lowly. One of the main ideas in the study was to compensate for the differing kids of play in the different eras - when was it easiest to score goals, who played in the era of greatest competition, what were the effects of aging, who had the greatest ability, which era had the best hot dogs, etc. Whine all you please, but the researchers decided, quite rightly, that goals in the nineties are worth a lot more than goals in the past (For instance, modern goalies are made out of steel and oversized padding, versus the goalies of old who lacked both face masks and, as a consequence, nose cartilage). As well, the list is dominated by many modern players because the talent pool has greatly expanded in the last twenty years.

The results of the study put the optimal hockey player age at 27, with a "sharp decrease after the age of 30. A hockey player of age 34, the optimal golf age, is only 75% of his peak value." I still don't know how you can justify the optimal golf age being so young when so few play it at that age.

They did seem to have trouble adjusting for the length of seasons played. Since they were much shorter in the early days, this could be a source of error.

But come on! Hockey is a game, and this research, despite its awards and pretension, is just fun. So stop getting all riled up. Gretzky is still the Great One. Just not for the reasons lay people may believe. It was not his prolific scoring by any means, because Lemieux was definitely better. It was not his fantastic skill, because Mario Lemieux had tons more. It was in his character.

Not to disparage Mario in any way, cause he is a great guy and I love him. Platonically. And he had the drive and guts to play though a decade of pain and succeed like no one else. But he never had the same love of the game and general good-guyness that Gretzky continues to exude. Mario was in it to win and excel, but Gretzky was in it to play. So in the eternal debate over who was better, we are left undecided. It all depends on what you value most.

And to stir the pot, I will say that I would take Lemieux over Gretzky any day.

The mean points for the 1996 standard (with standard deviations) are presented for each player below, along with his date of birth.

                 Born  Pts in 1996
1  M. Lemieux    1965  187 (7)
2  W. Gretzky    1961  181 (5)
3  E. Lindros    1973  157 (16)
4  J. Jagr       1972  152 (9)
5  P. Kariya     1974  129 (15)
6  P. Forsberg   1973  124 (10)
7  S. Yzerman    1965  120 (5)
8  J. Sakic      1969  119 (6)
9  G. Howe       1974  119 (7)
10 T. Selanne    1970  113 (6)
11 P. Bure       1971  113 (8)
12 J. Beliveau   1931  112 (5)
13 P. Esposito   1942  112 (5)
14 A. Mogilny    1969  112 (6)
15 P. Turgeon    1969  110 (6)
16 S. Fedorov    1969  110 (5)
17 M. Messier    1961  110 (4)
18 P. LaFontaine 1965  109 (5)
19 Bo. Hull      1939  108 (4)
20 M. Bossy      1957  108 (4)
21 Br. Hull      1964  107 (5)
22 M. Sundin     1971  106 (7)
23 J. Roenick    1970  106 (6)
24 P. Stastny    1956  105 (4)
25 J. Kurri      1960  105 (4)

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