LCS Hockey - Names Official Baby

LCS Hockey Names Official Baby
by Michael Dell, editor-in-chief

A while back, LCS Hockey announced it had named Whitman Mayo as its Official Celebrity Spokesperson. The move was greeted with such success that we quickly began searching for other spokespeople to help spread the good word of LCS Hockey. After months of tireless pursuit, we have finally found another worthy representative.

It gives us great pride to take this opportunity to declare Mira Rose Strauss as the Official Baby of LCS Hockey.

Mira Strauss

Mira Strauss

The daughter of New York Islander correspondent David Strauss and his wife Heather, Mira was born into the LCS family on August 30, 1998. We knew she was LCS material when her first words were "Johnny Cullen."

As the Official Baby of LCS Hockey, Mira will be asked to represent our fine publication in a variety of ways. Her responsibilities will include making personal appearances at day care centers, filming a series of educational videos for young hockey fans, and lending her likeness to merchandise ranging from teething rings to rubber nipples. She'll also be asked to sleep up to 18 hours a day and eat plenty of strained carrots. No, wait a minute... that's me. Of course, much of Mira's job will be made easier once she's off the bottle and develops better motor skills. Wait... that's me again. Never mind.

In summary, congratulations to Dave and Heather on the birth of their first child and to little Mira for already helping the cause. However, it's only fair to mention that if for some reason Mira is unable to live up to the high standards set for our Official Baby, we'll be forced to take away her title and award it to the runner-up, "60 Minutes" correspondent Andy Rooney. He cuts quite the striking figure in a diaper.