LCS Hockey - World Domination Update

CONTENTS
Schedules
Standings
Statistics
Transactions
Injury Report
Rosters
Player Salaries
Team Directory

World Domination Report
VOL IV, NO I
by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Carl
Our Mascot
Carl, the Retarded Space Goat

World Domination ain't easy, it takes time.

Welcome to a new season of LCS Hockey. This year we have big plans to advance our plight of world domination. Hopefully, in three weeks we'll be able to announce Phase 1 of Operation Crack Pipe.

This issue, Nn. 103, is our fifth annual Player Rating/Hockey Pool Help Extravaganza. The issue is designed to provide you, our valued readers, with a universal source for hockey pool draft information. Use it wisely.

That's all for now. See ya' in three weeks.

Coming Soon!
Next Issue: New design. New content. Don't miss the Season Preview on September 22. We'll recap all the exciting off-season activity as we prepare for NHL 98-99.

                 C R E D I T S
Michael Dell........................Editor-in-Chief
Zippy the Wonder Chimp....................Webmaster
Michael Secosky............................Producer
Jim Iovino.............................Ace Reporter
Matthew Secosky.....................Just Kickin' It
Marc Boucher..............................Publisher
Steve Wilson..........International Sales Executive
Night Train...........................One Mean Wine

LCS Hockey - Issue 103; September 2, 1998
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