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by Zippy, Wonder Chimp

Cullen, Our Hero, Diagnosed with Cancer

On a sad note, John Cullen, idol of millions from eight to 80, has been diagnosed with Lymphoma, a form of cancer. Cullen has missed the last two games after complaining of severe flu-like symptoms and chest pains after a home game against the Hartford Whalers on March 27th. A CAT scan later revealed a large lump in Cullen's chest, but it has not been determined if the tumor is malignant or benign and Cullen is undergoing continual testing. Further testing will be conducted next week at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. The entire staff of LCS Guide to Hockey shall be praying for a quick recovery. We will have more on the situation as additional information becomes known.