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March 24, 2019
by Michael Menser Dell, Editor-in-Chief
Those are the words that got Sean Avery suspended. Avery and the Dallas Stars were in Calgary to play the Flames tonight, and the comment was clearly directed at Dion Phaneuf, who’s currently bedding Avery’s ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.
Am I the only one who thinks this was awesome? I mean, sure, it’s ignorant and inappropriate and all that stuff, but it’s also pretty high-larious. The “enjoy the game tonight” at the end was genius.
This is the sort of thing the NHL should be promoting not punishing. Blood feuds are good for business. Never look a gift angle in the mouth.
Did Vince McMahon suspend Ric Flair for saying he had Miss Elizabeth before Randy Savage? Of course not. Avery’s just being a limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’ son of a gun. Woooooooo!
Anyway, here’s how it’s done. Take notes, Gary…
The Press Conference…