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March 24, 2019
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Avery Alert

Lord help me, I hate the ESPN. But I was flipping through the channels on my TV machine a few minutes ago and stumbled upon some corporate circle-jerk called E60, where all the little ESPN pretend journalists team up to do an off-Broadway production of 60 Minutes.

Anyway, that Rachel Nichols broad was interviewing one Mr. Sean Avery. I caught it halfway through, but lemme tell ya, it was dynamite.

Stunned at seeing a hockey player interviewed on ESPN, I didnít even think to take notes and whatnot. But Avery yaps all about his love of fashion and wearing ladyís underwear and stuff. At one point, I swear Avery said something about womenís clothing being like a fairy tale. And he loved to ďdress up.Ē

When the bit with Avery was over, they cut to a black and white shot of Ms. Nichols and the other corporate whore fake journalists sitting around a table, obviously conducting serious business, and she regales them all with a sordid story of how a young Avery used to steal his babysitterís dolls so he could play with them.

All the while, the other corporate whores at the table are sitting in stunned silence. Jeremy Schaap, clearly no stranger to playing with dolls, looked horrified. For a second, I thought Bobby Knight walked in the room.

Aw, itís glorious. I recommend, nay, I demand you watch this interview as soon as possible. I couldnít find a link to it yet, but Iím sure it will hit the inter-web shortly. Just google the hell out of it until it shows.

Youíre welcome.

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