Yashin's New Game

Last week, Alexei Yashin's agent Mark Gandler said his client is extremely unhappy with the offers they've received from NHL clubs, even threatening that Yashin could return to Russia.

Now, I'm not an agent, and the last time I checked I had a soul, but do you really want to tell the world that no one thinks your client is worth a damn? Is that really what an agent should do? It seems like Yashin may not have the best representation.

If any further proof was needed, Gandler has apparently struck a deal with Milton Bradley to produce "Alexei Yashin Operation." It was an unfortunate decision to say the least.

LCS Hockey was lucky enough to get our hands on one of the prototypes. Unlike the previous "Operation" games, in which obstructions were surgically removed to heal the patient, contestants will attempt to add missing pieces to Yashin in hopes of curing such ailments as "No Heart," "No Guts," "Limp Wrist," and "Lack of Hunger."

Wanna-be doctors will also have the opportunity to fix such complaints as "Turtle Neck," "Champagne on the Knee," "Tennis Elbow," "Playoff Butterflies," and "Elastic Integrity."

LCS has learned plans are in the works for Yashin versions of such other popular Milton Bradley games as "Mystery Date," "Mousetrap," and "Battleship," where players will try to sink Yashin's bloated sense of self-importance.

Alexei Yashin Operation

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