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June 19, 2019
by Michael Menser Dell, Editor-in-Chief
I want to see Tina Fey in the Land of the Fox.
Our pal Dave Dameshek, being the swell guy he is, purchased a small piece of real estate in the sprawling hills of Southern California and dedicated it to preserving the rarest of endangered species: the foxy lady.
The Land of the Fox is a place where foxes run free and wild. And only the foxiest of foxes are allowed to call it home. Jill Wagner, Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, and Josie Maran are just a few of its notable inhabitants. And now, itís time to welcome Tina Fey to the fold.
Yesterday, I appeared on Daveís podcast to formally announce Tina Feyís candidacy for entrance into the Land of the Fox. Being a man of the people, Dave has opened the matter up for a vote. But he wants it to be a Land of the Fox Showdown. So heís matching Tina Fey against Julia Louis-Dreyfus in a battle of sitcom foxes. Only one will prevail.
I believe my admiration for Ms. Fey is well documented. Itís been the source of many cruel monologue jokes and hilariously unfunny fantasy baseball team names. Yet my devotion has never wavered. And now, in my hour of need, Iím asking for your help.
Please, for the love of all thatís holy, visit Daveís web site and vote for Tina Fey. What other fox can match her remarkable combination of beauty, brains, and talent? And donít even get me started on those glasses. Ooh la and la.
Do it for me. Do it for your country. But, more importantly, do it for me.